"bridging the gap between’ 60s girl-group and today’s directors of darkwave goth" - Pop'stache

“ULY sounds like a mixtape of indie rock’s best eras, from reverb-drenched Cure guitar lines to New Pornographers-esque boy-girl harmonies. Recommended if you like Guided By Voices & New Pornographers.” -SPIN

"the album expertly captures the vibrant urgency of melodic post-punk... view ¿Go? not as a question, but as an invitation. Accept it." - THE ONION

"whipping up a frenzy of addictive pop melodies fresh enough for even the most jaded listener to sit up and pay attention....Dark and twisted, light and airy, smooth and sweet, or raucous and wild, Unicycle Loves You will grab you by the ears and pull you through their technicolor world of pure pop bliss." - FILTER MAGAZINE

"they have the tone down, and are heavy without resorting to any raucous distortion, double bass-drum attacks, or quiet-to-loud; theirs is a much more subtle style of bludgeoning." - PITCHFORK

"The band's sound sheathes a core of shameless New Romantic-grade Bowie worship in retro-Euro duende that reeks of Serge Gainsbourg's cigarette ash. Why does this mix work so well for them? Mainly because they rock" - THE CHICAGO READER

"when listeners finally do come around to the towering greatness of The Battle of Sealand, it's advised they make an earplug investment in the process." - MAGNET "… a sonic spinning of cotton candy." - PITCHFORK

"Damn straight-up terse post-punk rock 'n' roll." - UNDER THE RADAR
“…they have an odd, stilted swagger all their own.” - PITCHFORK

"...chock full of chunky guitar riffs, interesting and straightforward lyrics, and musical influences that vary from glam to post-punk to prog-rock." - VENUS

"a collection of best kept secrets. No longer." - WONKAVISION
"those with record players looking for a quick overview of the Chicago indie-scene are recommended to check this out." - LOSING TODAY

"evoking early, abrasive Siouxsie And The Banshees and even touching on Clinic's more frenzied forays into noise-pop. Last year's full-length Disconnected sounds exactly that: chaotic, disjointed, and confounding in the most exhilarating way possible." - THE ONION

"With post-punk-style guitars, ominous, yet sexy female vocals, and dance-friendly beats, the Walking Bicycles? six-song, self-titled EP has everything one could want for those who always knew that love would, indeed, tear us apart, again." - ILLINOIS ENTERTAINER